The Modern Gal has a hard time deciphering the presidential candidates’ policies on Iraq. She can, however, pass judgment on their choice of television programming, thanks to TV Guide.

There are too many gems in this one. Hillary: The Ed Sullivan Show. Dennis Kucinich: The Colbert Report. Barack Obama: Spongebob. Fred Thompson: Sportscenter and the athletic teams of the Modern Gal’s beloved home state. John Edwards: Fred Thompson.

Mediabistro.com puts it best, so I’ll just resort to stealing their comments:

So Hillary’s a bit of a square, Barack knows how to bring up the family, John E. has a sense of humor, Dennis overshares and John M. likes to play the Vietnam card. Gotcha.