Usually nothing celebrities of the Paris Hilton breed do surprises the Modern Gal, and certainly she wasn’t surprised that Hilton wanted to help out the drunken elephants.
Unfortunately for us all, Paris’ publicist says it’s farce.
The Modern Gal isn’t sure whom to believe.
Mawhahahahaha.
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Noodles
Aww, thanks, Noodles.
You’re my target audience.
You know what I like about this story? That someone — whether Paris herself or someone out to make her look dumb(er?) — thought of drunk elephants.
The whole thing reads like an Onion story.