The dirt hadn’t even settled on the grave of Houston Nutt’s career at Arkansas, when we found out that he’s taking over for the Orge at Ole Miss. Now I hated to see the Nutt leave Arkansas, where I feel he’s become synonymous with the bespiked Razorback, but I do like the big F-U message he’s sending to the powers that be there: “I beat LSU and now I’m going to coach one of your division rivals, how you like me now, bitches!!” (I can totally imagine the Nutt punctuating a sentence with bitches.)

The Nutt has always reminded me of one smirking weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Or maybe even Judge Doom himself.

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.