The answer, I believe, is a very emphatic YES. Not eight months into his NFL coaching career, Mr. Petrino ditches the Falcons to coach Arkansas. His aggressions of the past 48 hours include: lying to his boss in Atlanta, not telling his team face-to-face that he was ditching them and actually smiling while participating in his first calling of the Hogs.

That definitely stinks of some pig sooie.

P.S. Third Saturday in Blogtober has determined that Mr. Petrino’s nickname shall now and forevermore be “Pignocchio,” and the Modern Gal is committed to adhereing to that pledge as well.