Oh, Chris March. You have completely proven me wrong about contestants who are given a second chance. You have taken your new opportunity and run with it, very much unlike the second-chance contestants before you. You are, to borrow a term from a gay friend of mine, a survivor.

I would totally wear this to work.

The coat you and Victorya made was, well to borrow a term from another gay gentleman, fierce. But one word for the two of you: Xanax.

I would have pulled for you for the win in this episode had you been able to recreate the coat in a ready-to-wear form, although I realize it would have been impossible given the time restraint. That unfair standard qualifies me to be a PR judge, yes?

Kit, you disappoint me. I immediately latched on to you at the beginning of the season because you were punk and fun and different and you seemed to be good at what you did. Unfortch, you never really stood out from the crowd.

Well, the back of your dress was kinda good, but the front:

I have running through my head all of a sudden: “I’m just a girl who cain’t say ‘no’ I’m in a terrible fix! I always say ‘Come on, let’s go’ just when I aughta say ‘Nix.'” Yeah, that’s it.

And Sweet P. You did a great job of making sure you didn’t get screwed by Rami, and I’m so glad of that. Even though I know you have zero chance of winning this competition, you are still my fave.

P.S. Has anyone noticed that Ricky is still onboard? After the first episode, I figured he’d be one of the first four to go, but it’s like the judges have just forgotten he’s around. I may have to start campaigning for him to go.