Here are three facts:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. The Modern Gal will never again fit into a size 4 jeans.
3. The New England Patriots will not be stopped. Especially not by the San Diego Chargers.

I know it’s disgusting, but I’m convinced that the Patriots are a team of destiny. Were the Bolts to beat them, I fear they would truly screw with their karma. We’re talking Chicago Cubs billy goat-style curse. I don’t think Billy Volek or LT want to be responsible for that.

I won’t say the Packers or Brett Favre (because I’m one of about three people in the world who can’t stand the old man) are destined to win tomorrow, but I’m pretty sure the Giants have a snowball’s chance in hell of surviving Green Bay’s artic conditions. The Packers take the Green Bay water, which gives them the power to survive the awful Wisconsin winters, through an I.V. each season, so unless Eli sneaks some of the special H2O, he’s going to be watching the Super Bowl on the couch with brother Peyton.

P.S. Hurrys up and vote in the dreamy QB poll to be found on The Modern Gal’s sidebar. You’s only got one day left!