Because it’s always fun to turn to sports for a sort of social commentary, I present you this item from LSU Freek, the photoshopping fark master at Tiger Droppings.com.

By the way, this reminds me of one of my favorite tools, the Dead or Alive website. Whenever you and your coworkers or friends get into a debate over whether someone is dead or alive (my coworkers and I just had one over Charlton Heston, who is indeed alive at 83), you can consult Dead or Alive for their age and current status of life or death.

You can also use the item that tells you who you’ve outlived. I’ve made it past Tupac, Duane Allman and the Notorious B.I.G. I’m gunning for Otis Redding right now. Ok, bad verb usage.