Ok, I’m heading out of town for the bff’s bachelorette party extravaganza. I spent 15 hours yesterday at work for the privilege of going out of town (hence the lack of posts), so I intend to fully enjoy the weekend with no distractions which means no new posts from The Modern Gal at least until Sunday.
In the meantime I’m leaving you with the following things for entertainment: the weekend sales posted below, a new and very brainless poll and a job to do.
Your job is to leave your favorite corny joke below in the comment section. I’ll name a winner after I get back in town Sunday evening. Or better yet, I’ll put it to vote in a poll early next week. Deal?
I’ll start.
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
You know you’re chuckling.
Q: What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A: A frog in a blender.
Q: What’s red and green and brown and goes 100 miles per hour?
A: The same frog a week later.
Thank you very much folks! I’ll be here all week.
Q:What did the hat say to the hat rack?
A:You stay here. I’m gonna go on ahead.
Momma and Daddy tomato say to baby tomato who is lagging behind….KETCH-UP!