I just realized I forgot to blog this afternoon and I’m about to head out the door, so here’s a fast one …

The Masters wrapped up on Sunday. I know it takes a seriously dedicated modern gal to want to watch golf on TV, but there was some seriously exciting golf going on. Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson were trying to out-ridiculous each other but both fell short of the three-way playoff that ensued. Old man Kenny Perry who’d been playing all kinds of inspired golf choked on the last two holes and the final hole of the playoff, clearing way for Argentine Angel Cabrera to win.

Phew.

None of that matters when you see this (not Tiger’s chest but the chest that comes after it):

I’m sure he’d had nothing to drink.

Poor lady, it got caught on national television, though I didn’t see it while I was watching. I’d be pissed off for her, but she seems to laugh about it.