The A.V. Club has posted what it deems the worst band names of ’07. Most of them are so bad they’re damn funny. Like The House that Gloria Vanderbilt. Or The Rape Ape. (What is it with all the rape, pregnancy, abortion band names?) The Modern Gal is pretty sure her friend KG will like Pistol Whipping Party Penguins, which by the way is missing a hypen between Pistol and Whipping. Just sayin’.

P.S. Also brought to you by the A.V. Club, a list of movies that use violence to enforce the holiday spirit. Enjoy.