For some reason Bravo TV has only posted photos of one subject and one subject alone for this week’s Real Housewives episode, and that’s Lauri doing her wedding dress shopping, which is all great and good in promoting former PR contestant turned bridal designer Austin Scarlett, but makes it especially difficult to reminisce about the episode. I guess it’s no biggie since it was pretty freakin’ boring.

The way it plays out in my head is as follows:
Bravo announcer guy: There’s a new housewife in town
Quinn the new housewife: I like to date younger men!
Quinn’s date, so what are we doing tomorrow night?
The slutty Quinn: Nothing, I have another date with a younger man!
Other date: You’re pretty hot.
Dr. Quinn, margarita woman: I’m a cougar, ROAR!
Other housewives: Just how old are you?
Quinn: Ha ha, I’m kinda a big deal, younger guys date me!
Lauri: I hit the sugar daddy jackpot. I win.

Snoooooore.

Next week looks fun, though. Jeana finally gets rid of her uncool hubby, Jeana and Vicki tiff and Quinn dates a younger man. If Bravo decides to post more pictures of this week’s episode, then I might update, or I might just save myself for next week. Or Wednesday’s Project Runway. (What is going to happen? They’ve been teasing this for so long that it better be the most scandalous/unpredicatable thing to hit reality TV.

In the mean time, a video about Quinn and how she dates younger men: