Ok, I’m suffering the consequences of PR’s two-week hiatus in December because I can’t seem to remember to watch it on Wednesdays. Or I can’t remember it’s Wednesday, which is a problem too.

But thanks to the gentleman friend’s new Tivo box (I have got to get me one of those), I have finally seen this week’s episode, and I have two things to say: Le Sigh … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

So boring.

This little minidrama could have been so much, well, fiercer:

I kinda wanted Christian to get the boot just because of his whining. Geez. Not to sound all Tim Gunn-cliched, but make it f’ing work. You did during the first real people challenge, but of course, you whined through half of that episode too. Your antics are getting annoying, Christian, and I don’t think anyone will miss you much when you’re gone, which is sad because you are a pretty good designer.

Kevin, we hardly knew you.

Wait, what the hell is going on here? Hey everybody, remember, Kevin’s the straight one.

Make this dress longer and I might consider it the winner that it turned out to be.

Why, oh why didn’t this one win??? I swear this was the only one that looked like a prom dress. I want to go back to prom just to wear this dress.

I have one thing to say to you, BravoTV. You better frickin’ wow me from here on out. While the current designers seem above average, this has been a rollercoaster of a season in terms of quality of episodes. Make it f’ing work.