I have breast cancer. Surprise! Also, I haven’t blogged regularly in **checks notes** over six years. All it took was a good, solid tumor, but I’m back, baby! And I have some answers to your most frequently asked questions.
Don’t poop on the bird which sits above you
UPDATE: Gawker informs us the follow video is fake, which is utterly disappointing. It still doesn’t eliminate the fact that this DOES need to happen to TV reporters. (Cheers to…