The most worthless World Series in history is not even a month dead, but the drama has been in full swing during the early offseason. And it’s going swimmingly.

Consider the following:
– Joe Torre gets run outta New York so hard and fast he lands in LA.
– A-Rod pouts, tries to run away, sees just how horrible the big, bad world is and goes running back to daddy.
– Barry “I’m gonna need a bail” Bonds, man, gets indicted, three and a half months too late for it to have done any good.