I have breast cancer. Surprise! Also, I haven’t blogged regularly in **checks notes** over six years. All it took was a good, solid tumor, but I’m back, baby! And I have some answers to your most frequently asked questions.
A hypothetical V-Day
I’ve done my best not to think about Valentine’s Day, but thanks to the riptide of e-mails I’ve gotten from assorted retail chains promoting their Valentine’s Day specials for, oh,…